cathartic:

literally all i did in 2012 was become gayer

opposite-directions:

i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking

curtatious:

starshapedcookies:

sheepalicious:

panda-hiiro:

A nice way to say goodbye to 2012. 

all i see is davejane you can’t stop me now

davejane is good but i saw arafef

“I had the gear of my tentadick”

superlockianfeels:

micro-managing:

gracelessindecision:

magic-becauselifeistragic:

Only cause we know better.

^ REBLOGGING TO THAT

IM NOT EVEN IN THIS FANDOM AND THAT WAS AMAZING

I can’t remember the last time I blinked!

izzetheking:

i wish i could double jump in real life

crossystuck:

• EYES CHANGE COLOUR
• EYES CHANGE COLOUR
• HAZEL EYES VERY OFTEN CHANGE COLOUR BASED ON BLOOD PRESSURE AND LIGHTING 
• GENERALLY ANY EYE COLOUR WITH FLECKS OF A DIFFERENT COLOUR WILL TEND TO CHANGE COLOUR
• BLUE EYES ARE PALE ENOUGH TO DO SOME CRAZY REFLECTION. ONE TIME MY TEACHER’S EYES WENT STRAIGHT VIOLET BECAUSE HIS SHIRT WAS PURPLE AND IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME
• EYES CHANGE COLOUR

shortcakeliz:

memories of the alpha kids

tltty:

you could give me a whole month to do homework and i still wouldn’t start it till the night before it’s due what’s wrong with me why do i do this to myself

thedailywhat:

Kickass Karaoke Girl of the Day: This random girl in a random grocery store takes the mic at a random karaoke machine and absolutely kills Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You.”

Seriously. Kills it.

[hypervocal]

thorhead:

USA I’m sorry but if you let Romney get elected as President the rest of the world will have no choice but to break your section of the Earth off to float in space on its own until you come to your senses

Here’s a diagram to help you understand